“It’s the new white gold. Forget about BitCoin; the real money is in unvaccinated sperm,” shared Sam Yankwell of a local sperm bank, GoodSeed 4U.
“Nobody’s interested in post-jab material; all they care about is pre-Covid and certified unvaccinated samples. Our phones are ringing off the hook!”
Are these customers educated on the science?
“Our customers are from the highest educated demographic. In fact, our first customers were the very scientists and manufacturers paid to formulate the Covid jabs. They understand the human tests were skipped before rushing to market the various concoctions referred to as “vaccines.”
Is there anything else contributing to increased demand?
“Post-2020 unvaccinated donors have the added benefits of screening for higher IQs, logical thinking skills, and independent thought. After all, why opt to inject oneself with untested material when doing nothing at all entails practically no risk? Add to that the likely attainment of life-long immunity for most of the population, and you can see why our more logically thinking donors have come to this conclusion.”
“We’re planning to offer unvaccinated donors an incentive to come in regularly. Then, of course, we’ll have to compete with UBI, unemployment, and free state handouts, but we’re determined to come up with a plan to foster the next generation with GoodSeed.”
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i have never caught covid and never got vaccinated willing to give y’all what ya want if your serious email me i’m a good looking guy make great looking baby’s and will give you all i can
Where do I sign up lol
how much yall paying a cup? I’m ready to sign up lol
18 years old, unvaccinated hit me up
А женщины нужны невакцинированные?)
Não vou me vacinar
And that’s how the click baits work, when the gov has your info / trace to the unvaccinated lol 😂
I can do home delivery
Discount for pretty recepients
Based off your grammar, I’d sure hope so, lmao
Please don’t take this the wrong way, but I believe the proper grammar should be your concern as well. If I’m not mistaken the proper statement would have been, “Based on your grammar, I would sure hope so.” Again no offense. For future reference before putting someone else down, it might be helpful to know you’re not guilty of the same thing.
I’m 28 never had COVID and have not been vaccinated email me if this is real
I am interested in donating my unvacinated Sperm . No Coco JAB for this Kat.
I think this post is a fraud…I can’t find any information on this “sperm bank”
Damn and to think all this time I’ve been giving it away for free.
IYes, it’s FAKE, haha!
42yrs engineer business owner
Semi professional athlete
Email me if this is serious
I’m ready when you are 😂 email me the info
How much $ we talking
Where to donate,?? I’m in Illinois
Am unvaccinated 21 yrs old 5’11””
Email ram0s777ra@gmail.com
I can fill a pram !!
You might want to spell the word you’re instead of you correctly if you’re trying to market your sperm. Also it’s babies not baby’s. You might look good Lewis but you sound dumb as a rock
He’s probably just excited. LOL
Haha, there’s always that one guy. Congratulations on your spelling bee win! Condolences on your horrible punctuation performance. Punctuation matters!
In great shape and great looking. No health issues and no vaccination. Email me .
I haven’t been vaccinated either and haven’t had covid I don’t have children either I’m interested
А женщины нужны невакцинированные?)
Да )
Hello! I am a free sperm donor from Estonia. Contact me malbekouts@yahoo.com
Height 173,5 cm, greenish- gray eyes, brown hair. Tested sperm quality and free from disease.
Actually this is real. It’s actually on Google and only their content gets on Google they own the algorithms. This strategy is known as a red hearing. You will see this scenery play out. secondly it will be the same players who will own the list of the unvaccinated . 20 to 1 that was made on the vaccines will look like child’s play in the return on capital department
I am on the vaccinated and I also do not have any kids looking to sell my semen! Possible?
Good looking 21 year old stud unvaccinated and never had COVID high quality sperm for good price.
I wouldve offered you $48,000 USD since I need a stud but I was looking for 20 year old not 21
Definitely interested in Donating from a
Drug, Drink, Smoke free and unvacinated body.
My son has green eyes all my family is very smart. He is only 19 years old 50k and we can make a deal
My son has green eyes all my family is very smart. He is only 19 years old 50k and we can make a deal
I’m available to donate my pure clean seed. Carl me!
You can’t even spell “call” bro!!! 🤣😂
They aren’t looking for mentally handicapped
Ye gods!!!!!
Where can we donate ?
I am a 58 year old male with some health issues, please contact me if I the issues I have will not prevent me from participating . Thanks, Frank
Where do i sign up?
Email md info on this, I am Unvacinated
You’re 58 bro that seaman way past its expiration date. That shit moldy bro you need to get a vasectomy my brother.
I am Unvaccinated and willing to participate
I am a very healthy 22 year old I don’t think I’ll ever take the vaccine I’ve never had covid either if I can help in any way please don’t hesitate to email me.
Which country are you after? Am From Kenya and unvaccinated
Ye gods!!!!
I am not vaccinated and will donate. When and where?
6’2 light skin latino with curly hair
7’10” white guy with a 20” penis. My IQ is 250 and no vaccine is gonna change that, god gave me a gift that’s called my body and I will not taint it with a “vaccine”. Good Christians will understand
I’m sorry,but I’m going to have to call your bluff. First of all 7’10”???
And a 20″ penis,AND a 250 IQ???
Sounds like someone is trying a bit to hard.
Because none of that sounds believing.
If that is all true, you’d be in the Guiness book of world records.
Especially the part about the 250 IQ.
Einstein’s IQ wasn’t even that high.
Get outta here 😂
I am unvaccinated and willing to participate in this as well
I’m like a pumper truck of goodies…49….great shape….great looking kids…how much can I get for a 5 gallon pail?
No jab…
How do i partecipate. Unvacinated.
Tell me where to sign bub
I’m not vaxed and am willing to participate
I am 19 y.o unvaxxed stud male, healthy, very intelligent, above the average population (with proofs) . Handsome, got green eyes, curly dark hair.
Contact me if interested
I am 67 year old woman
I’m a 20 year old, 6 foot, hazel eyes, and will never get vaccinated. Send the address.
All clear and ready 👌 how much money do we get paid?
How do I sign up for this email more information !!
never contracted covid 19 or any flu like symtoms since the pandemic and years before it.
im 30 healthy, strong and ready to go!
I’m a 37year old black male, I had covid once but had absolutely no symptoms therefore I didn’t opt to get vaccinated… I’m willing to donate sperm for science or research
I wasnt stupid enough to take the jabs i am a healthy 27 year old male in great shape and very healthy havent gotten sick this whole pandemoc with anything
i’m interested i’ve never been vaccinated or caught the virus completely clean , blood work good, full bill of health and i’m under 30 contact me with more info
I have never had covid or the shot. If your in need of someone to donate I’m in. Send me the info or what I need to do.
Unvaccinated and I’ll give you all the samples you want for the right price!
I’m curious as to if there will be a potential “gold mine” hanging out on my body, feel free to inform me if so. I’m all for sharing my many members of the family who just seem to lounge at the pool all day.
Unvaccinated blonde hair that grew dark with darker blue eyes, never tested positive for covid. Never minded helping people out
I am interested in selling my unvacinated sperm. Who i need to contact?,
Unvaccinated and never had covid where do I sign up
Unvaccinated sperm I’ll give you it all email me
VERY serious
Where!!!? I want to help lmfao
Can I email you a sample as tribute to my virility? I can get 20 ml with ease.
Unvaccinated and running out of socks. Give me a testtube and a load of $$$$
Unvaccinated, no deadly juice! Asymptomatic since the plandemic started where do I sign up? Thank you
I am 23, from Perú if someone need sperm just e-mail me, my parents had covid but I didnt.
Info please
Haitian ,35 years old never been vaccinated or caught COVID ;very strong and intelligent, am willing to give all I can
Unvaccinated sperm and never had covid …. healthy body and I’m under 30 from india contact me if you want healthy sperm
Y’all can sign up at the Babylon Bee. lol
Unvaccinated and never had COVID either.
Hello I am obviously not vaccinated and I would like to have some in-depth info on this interesting initiative, thank you
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Interested in finding out more details.
I’ve never had covid and also unvaccinated.
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hey guys i’m Martin and 19 years old, i never been vaccinated or had Covid. I am also a pretty handsome Guy and ready to give my best. contact me !
Please reply on process
23 years old, unvacinated I don’t drink, smoke or take any sort of drugs.
6 foot Blue eyes Dark Hair and Freckles.
Im 39 years old. I have super potent sperm, that 1 hitter getter. All jokes aside, Im a medical professional with 3 blonde hair blue eyed beautiful babies. If i can help someone fulfill their dream being a parent, its would be a great honor.
I’m a professionnal unvaccinated and never contaminated by Covid wanker
PLS contact me
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Sam YANKwell? C’mon guys, does the joke have to be explained?
What a shit show these replies. A bunch of unvaxxed retards. Posting replies as if this were a dating site for one. Second, can’t see the parody in this post — Sam Yankwell? Seriously?
Can hit a sixpence from three yards, with the pump shotgun. All cartridges made at the in-house foundry using pappa’s own untainted recipe. Made to order; offered as 3day oven ready matured with moneyback guarantee
This is crap. Somebody is trying to preserve some evil bloodline for some future evil comeback.
How do I sign up. I’m not vaccinated and I have healthy swimmers and I have good looking babies. Is this real? I can get paid for my healthy sperm.
20 year old unvaccinated. Good looking workout everyday and have good genetics. Email me please
Thank you
Hi I’m unvaxxed and don’t plan to either. How can I sign up.
Y’all are being trolled, this is hilarious.
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None of y’all should be donating sperm… Like ever.
Per liter only boys
Do you want from Romania? Good quality
Ok you all know this is just parody right? Just making sure you don’t push it as fact lol
“Yeeee Haaaawww! I’m o’ f**k ALL o’ y’all! “, said the wise guy from 500 years in the future.
Healthy strong great physique and masculine features and in peak shape unvaccinated individual.
dominicmarcellinus254@gmail.com That’s my mail… Send me an address… I have been donating sperms for free. wouldn’t be bad if i got paid this time!
for the trollers and ignorant scumbags here trying to debunk this.. know that I have friends and have donated for 2500 euros or more. imagine 210x times more… 500k makes sense. if to save humanity.
Se ofrece macho ibérico, gran reserva.
I will be a great candidate for yes because I have not received the shot nor will I ever and I have not had any symptoms of any kind of coronavirus and most of all my sperm is strong.
College stupid smart sperm I’d say and unvaccinated 19 years old
It sounds like a joke, I contracted covid-19 in April 2020, I did not have sequelae and I did not infect again that I think, nor do I get vaccinated since I think it is not necessary, white teas, green eyes 1.76, 90kg
you are fat
I am 60 years old, I often forget things, I lie a lot, lived whole my life on government cheese, so if you like your child to be a politician I have the perfect sperm for you. Your wife or legal age pretty daughter can mine it out with her mouth and right before the precocious goo comes out, I drop it for you in the cup. Call me if you are interested. Oh, and it will cost you only 50K each time. I am sure you can deduct it from you taxes.
I’m 25 never had COVID and have not been vaccinated email me if this is real!
Я готов внести вклад в светлое будущее человечества, куда сдавать материал?
В холодильник положи😂
Buntser@hotmail.com. in Canada…pure blood here
I have unvaccinated black sperm I’m ready to rock and roll.
I’m going to post this on Gab and see how many more don’t get that it’s satire. 😉
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I am not vaxed !!! all vaxed peopel are idiots!
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tech company director, iq 163
but im not donating my seed at any price because i dont encourage degenerate behaviour, single/homosexual parenting, cuck husbands, selfish entitled women, nor do i trust my sperm might arrive somehow at a murder scene.
however if any clean, sain, and true woman wants a personal donation after contract and marriage vows, she might easily be in receipt of a blonde blue eyed starchild (like my children and grandchildren from previous marriage)
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Tenho 4 filhos 3 Homens e uma mulher. Não sou vacinado.Exelente saúde não bebo e não fumo vício nenhum. Vendo o meu espermatozóides . Sou do Brasil Bahia
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