In a fantastic feat of cross-discipline insight, meteorologists are predicting sickness rates like they predict the weather.
The turn came about when SouthWest Airlines blamed 1800 flight cancellations on weather nobody could see. Meteorologists have stepped up to the plate to make their own unqualified predictions.
Sick Outs are Like Cold Fronts
These “Sick-outs” are like cold fronts. The cold air, in this case, is mask and jab mandates from the committees that run the world. The warm air is masses of people who want to be left alone.
As cold fronts come through, they produce dramatic changes in the weather. In this case, they are creating massive sick-outs from employees who want to be left alone, free to breathe, and out of human trials for experimental drugs.
Airtight Prediction
“We have advanced degrees and can read the writing on the wall as well as anyone.” growled meteorologist Hugh Downer.
“It’s not that complicated.“
“If employees get the jab, they get sick. If they don’t want the jab, they’ll claim to be sick to buy time and not be fired.”
No Trickle-down Subsidies
Although the state bought off the airlines with subsidies to keep them afloat, travelers and pilots are treated like animal test subjects. Test subjects doing their job and paying full price to be subject to long hours of abuse on their journey.
As winter approaches, look for sick-outs to continue. And you might even see some actual bad weather, as well.
