In a bid to become the headquarters of the new Covid religion, Australia is hot on the tails of New Zealand and America. The competition is heating up since the Church of Covidism was granted 501c3 status in New York last month. Observers say the stakes are levels of magnitude higher than national competitions to host the Olympics.
Australia must return to its penal colony roots to stay ahead of the pack. Only by drawing on her long experience with criminal colonies can she hope to win the competition. In New Zealand, Aunty Cindy is using threats and her best mommy voice to wrangle everyone into experimental gene therapy. On the other hand, America went from a free country to its citizens paying more taxes than any slaves in history in less than 200 years. Not too shabby. This competition is far from over!
The Sun asked the Australian prime minister for comment:
“We’re cracking heads as hard as we can, around here. When free will rears its ugly head, it gets the boot. We have to keep everyone safe! So, if Nanna and pop-pop get uppity, they get the business end of our rifles.”
From ‘Sentenced by Travel’ to Nationwide Lockdown
People forget Britain sent 50,000 convicts to America before the colonist’s revolution shut it down. James Cook saved the day by claiming Australia as a British Colony in 1770. Soon after, the worst of Britain was “Sentenced by Travel” to Australia to get their comeuppance.
By the time it was over in 1868, some 160,000 convicts were “traveled” to the big down under. Britain had succeeded in expanding its empire and the penal corrective system in one move. Now Australia is perfecting the lessons of its former master.
The Covid Faith
The Covid faith is the assurance of eugenics hoped for, the conviction of germs not seen.
Last month, the New Church of Covidism was granted 501c3 status, and the latest religion is sweeping through every corner of the globe.
