The agreement was reached on Tuesday with United Babies, who represent the 924,030 fetuses in the US currently in gestation.
Conditional Agreement
The agreement is conditional on two fetus demands. Firstly, no babies are to be murdered during the 11 months. Secondly, all babies are to be delivered by non-vaccinated staff.
While the no-murder clause is a no-brainer, the second condition requires explanation. The babies have been listening in utero to adults discussing concerns that spiked proteins shed by the vaccinated are as good as a death sentence. Hence, the non-vaxxed staff delivery condition is a rewording of the first condition.
Negotiations
Negotiations were carried out through professional empaths kept on staff at United Babies for just such occasions. According to Cathy Ayefeelya, a professional empath, the strength of the bond between mother and child allows empaths to “listen in” and even guide conversations.
Is it legally binding?
After empathic conversations, the mother signs the contract as guardian, making it legally binding.
Calculations
Worldwide, around 385,000 babies are born each day. In the United States in 2019, about 10,267 babies were born each day. That’s 308,010 per month and 924,030 over the three-month contract period.
Conclusion
Babies not covered by the agreement will be born in the usual nine months, at home or anywhere mommy happens to be when the time comes. Non-contract babies request a water birth, if possible. They seem to think water births would be fun!
If all goes well, United Babies would like to renew the same contract until the Covid Curve is flattened. In other words, in perpetuity.
