The Oscar-winning Classic was triggering film school students. Hence, face-diapers have been added to ‘normalize’ the viewing experience for Gen Z and beyond.
Diaper Shaming
Gen Y is used to seeing people on the big screen without an anti-breathing device. But Centennials, who only started watching film classics during the plandemic, don’t understand how cruel actors used to be. Cruel to themselves, their fellow artists, whatever. They’re used to vaccine-flaggers who at least pretend to follow the science.
Digital Vaccine Flags & their Challenges
One thing the kids noticed in test screening was a suspicious lack of maskne on Rick and Ilsa. We coded a toolset that adds and subtracts maskne based on time elapsed and climate conditions of the actors.
Worse, Rick and Ilsa’s digital diapers betray the usual problems people have when kissing through layers of graphene oxide-laced polypropylene. Our digital sanitation engineers have been working overtime to make it seem like people have been wearing them effortlessly since the 1940s.
It Pays to be Neutral
Look, the money is in disease, not health. If people start getting healthy the whole plandemic industry will crash overnight and Hollywood is a big part of it. Health means fewer people sitting on their fat asses watching movies and playing video games.
Look, we don’t care whether people call these things masks, face diapers, anti-breathing devices, vaccine flags, hijabs of submission, or religious garments of assent. We’ve been tasked with painting them on the face of every famous character you’ve ever seen on the silver screen. Mr. Global thinks it’s the only thing that will get these kids to accept the new normal. He doesn’t want them thinking that walking around without a water-boarding cloth on their mug was ever normal. They don’t want them thinking their immune system works. Kids today need to believe they’ll die if they fail to renew their immunity subscription.
Next Project
After classic films, we’re moving on to video games and phone icons. Any face on a screen without a mask is a problem. And we’re here to help.
