“When I found out I had the clap, I thought my sex life was over. But the covid passport got me back in the game!” shared Kevin DeCline.
“I was lying low, trying to figure a way to break it to my dates. Then I realized my matches didn’t really care. That’s when I went for it, got the jab, and featured my new passport credentials prominently on my profile.”
“It really puts girls at ease. With me, they know they won’t be part of that three-hundreds of a percent who have to stay home, NetFlix and chill for a few days, and obtain life-long immunity.”
Asked about the high percentage of gonorrhea sufferers who become sterilized, Kevin said his matches considered that a benefit.
“Most of the girls I date don’t want kids. They’re tired of the hassles and cost of using birth control. They figure if my gonorrhea makes them sterile, it’s a cheaper way out.”
“I look back now and want to kick myself for not doing it sooner. I mean, everyone knows it’s an upside-down clown world out there. Why wouldn’t an STD and spike protein shedding put me miles ahead of other guys in the dating world?!”
