The Covid faith is the assurance of eugenics hoped for, the conviction of germs not seen.
Gates of Hell
The first apostle of Covidism, referred to as “The Rona,” swept through the world in 2020, converting everyone in his path. By December, Covidism had become the third largest religion in the world!
Yet to be seen or isolated for scientific or theological analysis, Apostle Rona became known exclusively by his effects. The most dramatic being worldwide acceptance of the Covid Faith. As this article is being written, Rona is well into his second missionary journey, delta.
Effects, Effects, Effects
Effects on suicide rates, effects on nursing home deaths, effects on family separations, effects on small-business failures, effects on blood coagulation, effects on the magnetization of the human body, effects on the mask-wearing populace, effects on locking down the entire planet, effects on bringing to fruition the technocratic dream of Mr. Global, and the effects of making billionaires out of 50 Doctors and Scientists by December, 2020.
Baptism into the Covid Faith
Baptism is by injection of unknown substances referred to in church literature as “gene therapy.”
One does not come through waters of purification into the Covid Faith. Instead, the body is injected with unknown “waters” designed to alter the body genetically. Once transformed, the body of the faithful will never be the same. So dramatic is the transformation that many aspirants do not survive this first sacrament.
Church Hierarchy
The Church of Covidism set up shop in a fraction of the time of other world religions. Even Scientology, rumored to have been created on a bet between L. Ron Hubbard and Robert Heinlein took 20 years to get going. Covidism has surpassed the loftiest dreams of the diabolical narcissists at Scientology’s helm in less than one year.
Streamlined by event 201 planning, the institutional structure of Covidism is unique among budding religions. The non-profit arms of the Church have been back-ended into a ready-made network of for-profit corporations.
As this article is being written, Australia is returning to her Penal Colony Roots in a bid to ‘Headquarter’ the new Religion of Covidism.
Characteristics of Covidism
Now halfway into its second year, the Sun has closely observed the spread of Covidism.
We see that belief comes by fearing and fearing through the threat of Rona. And faith in Covidism through belief in Big Pharma, allopathic medicine, and medical licensing boards.
The Sodom Sun
How lovely are the feet of those who preach fake news!
Big Pharma
What does one call a phenomenon with these characteristics?
- Worldwide in appeal
- Totalitarian in nature
- Technocratic in framework
- Politically ambidextrous
- Leftest by Default
- Apolitical when Necessary
- Conservative Buy-in w/Small Mods
- Institutionally pervasive
- Headless leadership
- Infinite Grounds for Expansion
- Easily Curable with Common Nutraceuticals
- Belief through Irrational Fear of Death
- Artificial Apostle(s) “Rona”
- Impoverishment & Death through Lockdown
- Lockdown by Movement Passes
The Sun would call it a cult-based hoax of the first order!
The Vacant See of Rona
Unlike the See of Peter, which Benedict XVI has occupied since 2005, the See of Rona is vacant. Rona’s second and third missionary journeys, named Delta and Omicron, respectively, might explain the headless See of Rona.
Boot Design & Dystopian Futures
George Orwell once said, “If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stomping on the human face, forever.”
In his dystopian vision, Orwell referred to the ugly and ridiculous “goose-step” boot motion of the marching German army. Anyone with a sense of humor would poke fun at the awkward and clumsy march if they had the freedom of thought to do so.
People with the capacity to laugh at tyrants must be stamped out. Given what we’ve seen of the fruits of the religion thus far, Covidism has an unlimited ability to squash all objectors. Much like a boot stomping on the human face, forever.