‘Porque Covid!’ Replaces 42 as the Answer to Everything, the Secret of the Universe, and the Great Question of Life

“Porque Covid!” is the new secret to the universe. “The answer to everything, the secret of the universe and the great question of life.”, as Douglas Adams told us in “Hitchhiker’s Guide…”.

Forty-two was the numerical answer computed by the most powerful computer in the world at the time, called DeepThought. The Sun has discerned “Porque Covid!” goes hand in hand with forty-two. And just as with forty-two, we don’t think people are going to like it.

Porque Covid!

“Porque Covid!” is being offered in every part of the world as a complete answer and explanation for every question and problem that has ever existed. Scientists say that “Porque Covid!” may provide even more critical insights into the questions of life, the universe, and everything than forty-two ever could.

“Porque Covid!” has board rooms all across the world nodding heads in complete and total agreement. Half-Spanish and half-English, “Porque Covid!” is a phrase of 13 characters (including the space and exclamation mark.) For the past 18 months, it has been accepted as a complete answer to every question.

Perfect Etymology

“Porque” is a Spanish word that can mean either “Because” or “Why.” Etymologists say this is the perfect combination of meanings. One word to both answer a question and ask one simultaneously! Studies are underway to investigate whether the exclamation point can be changed to a question mark without distorting the in-depth information provided by the phrase.

Ontological Disclaimer

Mr. Adams admits forty-two had inherent limitations. Limitations due to forty-two being the answer to the wrong question.

The only computer capable of formulating the right question, admitted Adams, was “a computer whose merest operational parameters I am not worthy to calculate. A computer of such infinite and subtle complexity that organic life itself shall form part of its operational matrix, and you yourselves shall take on a new form to navigate its 10,000,000 year program.” In short, the computer Adams was referring to is planet Earth.

The Sun is willing to grant Adam’s metaphor of the Earth being a kind of computing device. However, it is by no means a Son of God which are themselves below the only Son of God, Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour.

The Sun would also receive with interest any reader stories of real-life uses of “Porque Covid!”