The latest imaginary hobgoblin to scare women, child, & beast has burst onto the scene at the speed of a corporate blog post. To date, no specimen of the original SARS-CoV-2 virus has been made available for testing and verification. Therefore, we’ll have to take the state’s word for its little sister Delta Δ¹, who promises to be a real bitch. In fact, she’s already being deployed to scare the bejesus out of believers and non-believer alike.
(Editor’s Note: As of this time, the Sun has not uncovered how many variants it will take before a fully centralized government can be installed to rule the world.)
Δ¹ — Delta Variant
Some say the SARS Covid delta variant (Δ¹) doesn’t exist. Some say it’s a ghost. But all agree it’s being used by the state to kick major ass. After all, 57 newly minted billionaires can’t all be wrong. They all say Δ¹ is the most profitable way to extend the plandemic. And if things go according to plan, it will start sucking the marrow out of every last one of the worlds’ denizens…until a new greek letter comes along to continue the job.
The Sun advises all readers to scan the cultural horizon for Greek letters such as Lamda Λ, Omicron (θ), and Tau (Τ). We might be two or three Greek letters away from the fleecing of every Iota (Θ) of the middle-class’ possessions.
Δ¹ has much in common with its famous Delta namesakes. Delta Force and Delta Gamma Sorority are also undetectable, twice as strong, and each has kicked major-league ass when wielded by the state.
Δ² — Delta Force
One need hardly elaborate on the ass-kicking exploits of the US Army’s Delta Force. Referred to as Task Force Green within JSOC, missions such as counter-terrorism, hostage rescue, direct action, and special reconnaissance of “high-value” targets are among its many accomplishments. The majority of the operations assigned to Delta are classified and may never be known to the public.
(Editor’s Note: In light of John 3:19-21, the Sun is dubious that Truth, Liberty, & Justice for all can be ushered in under cover of darkness and secrecy.)
Δ³ — Delta Gamma’s Tracy Walder
Tracy Walder happened to meet a CIA recruiter at a job fair and was recruited by the agency while a USC student and Delta Gamma sorority sister. She would spend the next five years as a covert operative for CIA’s Counterterrorism Center, assuming aliases, thwarting terrorist attacks, and hiding in the trunks of cars on her way to debrief terrorists at black sites.
Tracy’s book, The Unexpected Spy, details the incredible true story of Tracy Walder.
