Starting in 2021, the best way to find lost friends and old college roommates is to search the web using the phrase “died suddenly.”
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Many families have been dying to take a Disney cruise. Starting in 2022, parents and children must show proof of vaccination to make that dream come true. And if those pesky vax cards get lost, the Sun has been told that children collapsing on the gangway will be deemed fully vaccinated. Big Jabs for Big Ears Disney’s cruise line has become the first to mandate COVID-19 vaccination for children aged five and up. So if you want to walk through those big mouse ears and onto a Disney cruise ship, you better be all jabbed up. Health & Safety? Disney…
Whether concert-goers were trampled, drugged, murdered, or took the clot-shot dive doesn’t change the overall risk factor.
The goons cheating our elections don’t even care anymore.
Smart shoppers are cutting out all middlemen and browsing colorful container ships directly for their presents!
As self-declared gods, they replace the divine right of kings with the divine right of self-righteousness.
Life should be heaven on earth by now. But their digital funny munny sucks our progress away through an invisible tax.
Karens and Kens are melting at the sight of patches that read “My Body, My Choice” attached to a nurse costume.
The scanner tracks us to the ends of the earth, and the boot stomps the face it recognizes (presumably, because the body it’s attached to is misbehaving.)
The latest act of war on itself is a US contribution toward keeping the schedule of a grander vision.
Millions of Republicans are convinced the Donald is either their Lord and Savior or the political vicar of Christ. Imagine their glee upon learning the name Donald Trump means “World ruler & savior.”
Our audience doesn’t think pussy hats or museum tours are scary. When Jamie compared our Halloween movie trilogy to them, she lost millions of potential ticket sales.
After losing cognitive function behind the wheel, drivers are striking trees and veering into head-on collisions. What’s to prevent vaccidents from happening in the sky with hundreds of passengers on board? The camera doesn’t lie: post-jab behavior is not always pretty and may be fatal. We’ve seen videos of nurses, members of parliament, economic leaders, and small plane pilots plummeting to their deaths minutes after getting vaxxed. https://youtu.be/YUTg51omTWM Just last week, Austrian MP Eva Holzleitner collapsed in the middle of a parliamentary session, explaining on Instagram she’d just been vaccinated. True to her father of lies, Eva concluded by gaslighting…
Medical apartheid and clot-shot deaths are causing massive worker shortages. That means wage increases for surviving purebloods are just around the corner!
If employees get the jab, they get sick. If they don’t want the jab, they’ll claim to be sick to buy time and not be fired.
By refusing experimental drugs, the Amish contribute to medical research while obeying God’s command to refrain from killing themselves.
Twenty-five years ago, Nicolas Cage was “Leaving Las Vegas” with Elizabeth Shue. Now he’s “Leaving the Planet” and filming every drunken episode for Reality TV.
A 20-foot-tall statue honoring frontline hospital workers was torn down in Latvia today. A doctor or nurse wearing pink crocs and a powder blue mask was painted in hateful slogans such as “Fire the Bitch”, and “Unvaxxed” before being toppled to the ground.
Doctors who swear allegiance with the new Hippocratic oath may “blow dart” patients with impunity. Blowgun Delivery System Blowguns have a long history as a delivery system for bypassing patient resistance. Whether it be elephant-sized patients, fast-running cheetahs, or a bunch of Australians who jump away from needles like kangaroos, blowguns are the answer. First Do No Harm to Profitable Drugs The new 2021 oath asks physicians to “First do no harm to profitable drugs, eliminate personal biases, combat disinformation, improve health literacy, and serve minorities and other underserved groups in society.” In practice, this frees up our doctors to…
Kamala Outraged at Demoralizing Behavior of the Office of the Vice President.
Asking “Is the Pope Catholic?” used to be a joke. For the Faithful, having a liberation theologist as Bishop of Rome is antithetical to salvation through Jesus Christ.
g than average, according to a new study from Harvard. “The fruit of their decisions is comparable to the general population.
The agreement is conditional on two fetus demands. Firstly, no babies are to be murdered during the 11 months. Secondly, all babies are to be delivered by non-vaccinated staff.
The Oscar-winning Classic was triggering film school students. Hence, face-diapers have been added to ‘normalize’ the viewing experience for Gen Z and beyond.
Herd intelligence is when every person in the world functions at a minimum of 100 IQ, which is the current average.
Why aren’t these talented, successful, and highly persuasive parents educating their own children or finding better alternatives than government schools?
By the 66th injection, there won’t be enough “you” left to house your soul. Think of these injections as a form of creeping possession. By the time it’s over, you’ll be literally and figuratively possessed. And it will be 100% voluntary.
Students all over America are returning to school to learn safely without wearing a mask. How did it happen? School desks were replaced with Restaurant tables!
Thousands of times greater than the Iran-Contra scandal, Biden has given terrorists more weapons of mass destruction than most legitimate nation-states would ever dream of possessing. ISIS is now larger than Brazil and just behind Italy in terms of military acquisitions in 2021.
As conspiracy theories become mere spoiler alerts, Netflix is getting ahead of the narrative. ‘V for Vendetta’ will debut in the documentary category to maintain goodwill with viewers.